I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Manchester United's goalkeeper
. I'm sure you're ashamed to understand that there's no solution to this. I'm returning the cut toenails, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember Eggplant-fetishism.
RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme,and finish your Journal entry.-> How you do the Letter Meme:Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12____, -Your name-1. What's the color of your shirt?Blue - Our romance is overRed - Our affair is overWhite - I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike youGreen - Our horoscope doesn't matchGrey - You're a pervertYellow - I'm selling myselfPink - Your nostrils are insultingBrown - The mafia wants youNo shirt - You're a loserOther - I'm in love with your sister2. Which is your birth month?January - That nightFebruary - Last yearMarch - When your dwarf bit meApril - When I tripped on sesame seedsMay - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly - When I threw upAugust - When I saw the shrunken headSeptember - When we skinny dippedOctober - When I quoted SantaNovember - When your dog ran amokDecember - When I changed tennis shoes3. Which food do you prefer?Tacos - In your apartmentPizza - In your camping carPasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the busSalad - As you ate enchiladaChicken - In your closetKabob - With Paris HiltonFish - In women's clothingSandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a state of tranceNone of the above - With George Bush and his wife4. What's the color of your socks?Yellow - Hit onRed - InsultBlack - IgnoreBlue - Knock outPurple - Pour syrup onWhite - Carve your initials intoGrey - Pull the clothes offBrown - Put leeches onOrange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee offBarefoot - Sit onOther - Drive out5. What's the color of your underwear?Black - My best friendWhite - My fatherGrey - Bill ClintonBrown - My fart balloonPurple - My mustard souffléRed - Donald DuckBlue - My avocado plantYellow - My penpal in GhanaOrange - My Kid Rock-collectionPink - Manchester United's goalkeeperNone - My John F. Kennedy-statueOther - The crazy monk6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?Scrubs - ManO.C. - EmotionalOne Tree Hill - OpenHeroes - FrostbittenLost - HighHouse - ScarredSimpsons - CowardlyThe news - MongolicIdol - MasochisticFamily Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-classNone of the above - Ashamed7. Your mood right now?Happy - How awful I've feltSad - How boring you areBored - That Santa doesn't existAngry - That your pimples are at the last stageDepressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to thisNervous - The middle-eastWorried - That your Honda sucksApathetic - That I did a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly - That I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?White - Your ringYellow - Your love lettersRed - Your Darth Vader-posterBlack - Your tame stoneBlue - The couch cushionsGreen - The pictures from LAOrange - Your false teethBrown - Your contact bookGrey - Our matching snoopy-bibsPurple - Your old lottery couponsPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your memories from the military service9. The first letter of your first name?A/B - Your photoC/D - The oil stocksE/F - Your neighbour MartinG/H - My virginityI/J - The results of your blood-sampleK/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X - David's tricot outfitsY/Z - Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world warOther - To hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regardsGermany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyAustralia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family